Masterpuppet Theatre, or proof that Dave forgives me

So I may have been a bit harsh on Dave on Friday. After all, I'm sure he's not the only one who's never read a single Roald Dahl book.

But because he's so wonderful, he put aside our differences, and left something magical at my desk: "Masterpuppet Theatre: The World of Shakespeare at Your Fingertips.

Not only does this pack include 60 finger puppets, such as Bottom in both human and ass forms, Ophelia and the Bard himself, but 12 backgrounds and a folio with scenes from 18 of Shakespeare's plays.

And there's a robot named 2B-R02B. Come on, that's clever!

If you visit the official site, you can also download a stage floor to give that extra dimension of authenticity to your show.

As you can see, I'm currently in the middle of a production in which Bottom and Cleopatra are attacked by a bear. It's going to be amazing.

Now I just need to find people to entertain who are easily amused ...