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Phelps supports O's, Miss California

According to the most venerable of publications, TMZ, Baltimore native and fastest non-fish in history Michael Phelps was seen in Maui wearing an Orioles hat as well as -- and here I will quote directly, including the bold-faced part, for this wording so eloquently captures the scene -- "mackin' on his on-again/off-again GF Miss California USA Nicole Johnson at the Grand Wailea."

I'd advocate flipping through the slide show that accompanies the post, but please be careful. If you click too far you'll be confronted with a picture of Paris Hilton -- whose run-ins with the law are somehow still considered news, even by TMZ -- and your week will be ruined. It's only Monday. You don't need that.

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(Hat tip to Lauren via Dean.)

(The above parenthetical is meant to give credit, yes, but also to prove that I was not perusing TMZ. In case that wasn't clear.)

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