Not just any situation.
THE (midnight sun) SITUATION.
Oh sniggity oh snappersons!
The party starts at 6 p.m. at Tiki Barge but probably won't reach Wild and Crazy Kids status until 7 p.m. That's when I'm going to ceremoniously distribute the 2010 Best of the Best of the Best Awards.
We've gotten a bunch of rsvps on the facebook site. Check it out, if you haven't already ...
I've been calling up bar owners these past few days and inviting/threatening them to come. Most agreed. Ill deal with the rest later.
Muhahahahacoughcough!
Ahem.
Speaking of the awards, you should see 'em. Our ace team of designers did a bang-up job. I'm going to give them their own award, as long as they design it.
At midnight I'm going to swim across the harbor. Or maybe I'll tie a bunch of Best of the Best of the Best Awards together and float to victory.
I'll have a bunch of tickets to give away, too, to shows like the BSO performing the music of Michael Jackson, Frank Zappa and Philip Glass. Come and get 'em!
See you manana!
(Baltimore Sun photo by Gene Sweeney Jr.)