TEARS OF A CLOWN: Despite his waterworks on stage, I'm nowhere close to thinking Chris Brown (right) is good guy. Not even an "enough already" royal decree from Queen Latifah is changing my mind.
SENATOR ASKS SUPREME COURT NOMINEE IF SHE'S ON TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB: I'm now on Team Fire the Whole Senate.
WELCOME RETURN: A mother-son alcoholic duo + an unrepentant grandma = saddest season premiere of "Intervention" ever.
KIM KARDASHIAN GETS A WAX FIGURE IN NEW YORK: The city's nickname is the Big Apple after all.