LIFETIME'S 'THE CLIENT LIST' GETS RECORD RATINGS: It just proves that we all want Jennifer Love Hewitt to be a high-end call girl.
ICE-T BUSTED FOR DRIVING WITHOUT A SEAT BELT: He's now approaching Snoop Dogg Gone Soft territory.
ASHER ROTH TWEETS ABOUT THE U.S. MINT LOSING $22 MILLION MAKING PENNIES AND NICKELS: Don't push it, Asher. You may have to gather coins soon.
'SCARFACE 2' MAY BE IN THE WORKS: Time to make room for one more poster on your wall, every rapper alive.
SERIAL MODEL-DATER LEONARDO DICAPRIO COMPLAINS WOMEN WANT HIM 'FOR ONLY ONE REASON': And you only date models for their European literature expertise, right Leo?
MILEY CYRUS 'DOESN'T LISTEN TO CRITICISM' BECAUSE HER MUSIC'S 'THE ART THAT I'M DOING': Whatever you're doing, Miley, I'm pretty sure it's not "art."