Gotta love the "can-do" spirit of Gary Brooks Faulkner, the American who has been detained in northern Pakistan as he allegedly tried to cross into Afghanistan to kill Osama bin Laden.
Sounds like a "Tea Party" version of the years-long manhunt: Give individuals the power that the government has held onto for so long.
The construction worker was armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword, and was carrying "Christian literature," according to an AP report.
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No word on the title. Maybe Faulkner went a bit too far in answering the question posed on the cover of "The Purpose Driven Life": What on Earth am I here for?
Or maybe the book was: What Would Jesus Do to Snag Osama? Or The Shack that Sheltered a Terrorist?