RIHANNA'S TOUR RIDER INCLUDES 'ICE-BLUE' COLOR SCHEME, 'DEEP CLEAN' TOILETS: What's the big deal? It's the same thing I look for while apartment hunting on Craigslist.
BIGGEST UPCOMING MISNOMER: To Be Loved: The Best of Papa Roach, album out June 29
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER...: David Archuleta, Gladys Knight to perform in Washington on July 4
BEST SIGN YOU NEED TO TONE IT DOWN A NOTCH: The "Katy Perry's Smooshed Boobs" gallery on usmagazine.com
MOST WELCOME TV CAST: "The Big C." First, Laura Linney and Gabourey Sidibe. Now also with Idris Elba (Stringer Bell!) and Cynthia Nixon? Count us in.
BEST IMDB CREDITS SEARCH OF THE WEEK: Kenny Wormald, the new star of the "Footloose" remake. He played "Dancer No. 10" on "The Drew Carey Show"; "Dancer" in "You Got Served"; "Dancer" in Clerks. Wonder how he got this role.
LADY GAGA'S 'ROLLING STONE' COVER (right): Weapon of ass destruction
'TRUE BLOOD' GETS A FOURTH SEASON: It really boiled down to having too much fun forcing Tara to make bad dating decisions.
.... BUT SARAH SILVERMAN ISN'T HAPPY: @SarahKSilverman: "Dear my ob-gyn: In the future could you not wait for me to be spread eagle to bring up last week's True Blood?"
'GREEN HORNET' TRAILER RELEASED: I'm not sure what the hell is happening, but I suppose I'm on board.
MUST-WATCH OF THE WEEK: Courtney Love's "Behind the Music." On fame: "I get this s--- because I'm the only f---ing chick standing. And I'm a crazy bitch, and I'm a widow and it makes me sick. It's f---ing pathetic. Stop it. Seriously, or I'll f---ing kill you."
BIGGEST HOPE OF THE WEEK: That I know nobody camping out in that 'Twilight' fan tent city
Rihanna photo by Reuters; Lady Gaga photo courtesy of Rolling Stone