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DUBIOUS HONOR OF THE WEEK: Paula Abdul's lifetime achievement bestowal at Logo's NewNowNext Awards

DANNY BOYLE WILL OVERSEE 2012 OLYMPICS OPENING CEREMONY: Thousands of synchronized ceiling-climbing babies?

YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT US: Aretha Franklin (right, photo by Reuters) at the 2010 Apollo Theater Spring Benefit Concert & Awards Ceremony

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STUDIO WORRIED 'FRAGGLE ROCK' MOVIE ISN'T EDGY ENOUGH: Our solution? A Gobo-Red-Boober love triangle

CELEB DEBBIE DOWNER: @Alyssa_Milano — "In a 90 minute #WorldCup game, 180 children in Africa will die of malaria"

OUR NEW IDOL: Gabourey Sidibe's mom, Alice, rocking her "America's Got Talent" audition

SAO PAULO'S FASHION WEEK (left, photo by AP): Truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous

BEST VIDEO FIND OF THE WEEK: Passion Pit's live "Sleepyhead" performance on Vevo

HEADLINE THAT'S WRONG IN TOO MANY WAYS: "Fergie shares a flirty moment with Nelson Mandela"

COLDPLAY LET 'GLEE' USE THEIR SONGS: Can't wait to see the choreography for "Yellow"

BEST TIME-WASTER: The "20 saddest IMDB profiles of all time" feature on manofest.com. Sample: Anne Sellors' uncredited role as "woman who urinates herself" on 1984 TV show "Threads"

'A' NOT OK: I'm not sure of all the reasons "A-Team" bombed, but Sharlto Copley's awful Southern accent clearly had something to do with it.

DEBATE OF THE WEEK: ABC Family's upcoming "Revenge of the Bridesmaids": guilty pleasure or downfall of Western civilization?

PADMA LAKSHMI HAS 'EATEN A LOT OF TESTICLES': Too easy

Jordan Bartel is assistant editor at b. Follow him on Twitter: @jordanbartel.

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