Bar owner walks into a liquor board hearing.
He hands out menus with things like "A**Byte Burgers" and "Lil Cluckers" chicken tenders, telling the board: "You won't remember what you ate, but you'll remember you had a good time."
The board votes (Thursday) to grant Dick's Last Resort a liquor license for its soon-to-open outpost in the Inner Harbor.
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