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The past 24 hours have been a microcosm for the entire Orioles season. The O's blew a three-run lead in the eighth inning on Thursday night at Camden Yards, then got stranded in their own clubhouse by thunderstorms that grounded their charter plane in Newark. So, they figured to get into Toronto late, but not as late as Adam Jones ended up getting to his hotel room after being detained by Ontario border security officials.

There have been a couple of theories about that, but Adam's mom -- Andrea Bradley -- confirmed on her Facebook page the rumor that Adam was detained because he was mistaken for fellow high-profile athlete Adam "Pacman" Jones, who has had enough off-field legal entanglements to raise some red flags at Canadian Customs.

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So, the O's finally get to Rogers Centre tonight and Kevin Millwood finds out in the first inning that his defense apparently is still trying to get into the country. Only one of the three Blue Jays runs in the first was unearned, but there was enough sloppy play on the infield to absolve the veteran starter of much responsibility for the Toronto rally.

Talk about the perfect marriage between bad fortune and bad function. The O's offense, meanwhile, had the first two runners on base in the second inning, only to have an Adam Jones line drive snatched out of the air by a leaping Alex Gonzalez. Then had the exact same situation in the fourth -- with the exact same baserunners, Miguel Tejada and Luke Scott -- and had a rocket by Matt Wieters caught in center field.

It really is a case where whatever can possibly go wrong seems to go wrong, but I guess you should be used to that by now.

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