I realize it's Opening Day and most everybody who comes here wants to read about baseball, but I've got to say something about the already infamous Nike commercial featuring a silent Tiger Woods listening to the words of his dead father.
Creepy? Yes.
Provocative? Absolutely.
Disturbing? I think creepy pretty much covers that.
What I think is the most damning thing is that Nike made a commercial about this at all, since it exposes this whole apologetic comeback as a public relations charade. And I'm guessing we're all pretty tired of Tiger exposing himself just about everywhere he goes in one way or another.
"Did you learn anything,'' intones Earl Woods.
Apparently not.