There is a small but faithful segment of the Schmuck Stops Here readership that, like me, is always looking for the next great ballpark taste sensation. And, when you're talking unusual concession food, the conversation is eventually going to find it's way to the West Michigan Whitecaps.
If you recall, I called your attention last year to the infamous "Fifth Third Burger" that was unveiled by the Whitecaps. It included 1.67 pounds of hamburger (or five thirds of a pound), nearly a cup of chili, five slices of American Cheese, salsa and Fritos on an eight-inch sesame seed bun.
Well, the giant burger -- which can be quartered with a pizza slicer to serve four -- got so much national attention that the Whitecaps have come back with some new gastronomical monstrosities this season.
My favorite is the "Declaration of Indigestion," a half-pound hot dog on a foot-long sub roll that is covered with the ingredients of a full-size Philly cheesesteak. I'm not a big hot dog guy, but I may have to make an exception if I'm passing through Grand Rapids, which could be any day now.