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The no-nos of bedroom chatter for guys

A lot can go right and wrong before you get to business in the bedroom — including calling it "business." Did you pick up your dirty socks? How much foreplay? Do you put on some music, and if so, is it a song from Pure Moods? But a lot can also go wrong while you're getting busy, according to thefrisky.com.

The website just released its guideline of "20 things to never say to a woman in bed." Some are funny ("What do you think of 'Eat, Pray, Love'), some are icky ("I dunno, I think Michelle McGee is kind of hot") and some are just plain wrong ("You taste almost as good as my last girlfriend"). Seriously, are there people out there who say that last one? Are there guys really that into chick-lit enough to bring it up while having sex? And I'm guessing there are no men who'd actually say No. 20 — "We'd better hurry, 'Dancing With the Stars' is almost on" — because I know of no men who actually watch "Dancing With the Stars." The list also includes the ultra-handy suggestion that it's not cool if you say "another woman's name unless you're role-playing." Damn, I thought it was OK to rename your sex partner randomly. In related news, Ryan Seacrest linked to this story on his Twitter page, but I'm still not sure if it was to help others or help himself. I'm guessing the latter.

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Overly aroused by the Wii

The Wii Balance Board — fun way to get fit, sex-addiction causer. U.K. paper

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Daily Star

reports that Manchester resident (and person who has a built-in porn name) Randy Amanda Flowers has been diagnosed with “persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve” after she fell from her Balance Board and began experiencing cravings 10 times a day. “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body,” said 24-year-old Flowers. “Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.” Consequently, “Trembling Orgasm” is now the next game due out from Nintendo.

Econ prof moonlights on Thai sex site

My economics teacher in college looked exactly like the Unabomber, so this came as somewhat of a surprise. The

Los Angeles Daily News

reports Cal State Northridge associate professor Kenneth Ng teaches econ by day, but otherwise runs a website focused on sex tourism in Thailand. At

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