If you spent the week angry at the film "Mamma Mia!" for portraying Greeks as all happy when, in reality, their economy is down the tubes, we've got you covered. Here's your pop culture week in review.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, PEOPLE WHO STUDY CHOCOLATE: It either makes us happy or causes depression. Can't be both.
JASON ALEXANDER HITS TEEN BICYCLIST: Further proof spending all that time shilling for Jenny Craig gives you road rage.
CELEB IN TROUBLE WE COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT: Randy Quaid (with crazy beard) and his wife (with crazy eyes)
BEST UPGRADE: Khandi Alexander goes from "CSI: Miami" to "Treme"
SECOND-BEST UPGRADE: Jamie-Lynn Sigler goes from Turtle on "Entourage" to Jets QB Mark Sanchez (left, photo by AP)
BEST SETTING CHANGE: "Eastbound & Down" Season 2 in Mexico. Olé!
WE KNOW THIS IS JUST AN "I, ROBOT" POSTER IN SPANISH: But it's still funny.
WORST NEW ALBUM TITLE: Miley Cyrus' Can't Be Tamed
NEW SHOW WE LOVE: IFC's "Dinner With the Band": cooking show + music stars fixing meals and performing? We're there.
NO, BRITNEY SPEARS' MANAGER: An all-Brit "Glee" is not a good idea. Thanks for the suggestion, though.
NENE FROM 'REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA' HAS FUN ON STRIPPER POLE IN GAY CLUB: At once, she's hit on the holy trinity of Bravo's reality progamming.
REPLICA 'TWILIGHT' ENGAGEMENT RING NOW AVAILABLE: If you desperately want an engagement ring based on "Twlight," perhaps you're not ready for marriage.
BRILLIANT CASTING OF THE WEEK: Paul "Pee-wee Herman" Reubens as Jokey Smurf in the new Smurfs movie