THE FACT THAT THIS BOOK (right) EXISTS: Fills us with joy
TREND WE'RE LIKING: Local restaurants offering discounts, reservation priority to Foursquare "mayors." Almost makes me want to jump on that trend.
ARETHA FRANKLIN'S TWIX COMMERCIAL: Nothing will top Betty White, but it's still pretty funny to see Aretha in the backseat of a car with 20-something dudes.
PROOF 3-D HAS GONE TOO FAR: "Men in Black 3-D"
MORE PROOF 3-D HAS GONE TOO FAR: The possibility of re-releasing "Titanic" in 3-D
SERIOUSLY, 3-D IS GOING WAY TOO FAR: The Kenny Chesney concert documentary in 3-D
THANK YOU, MARYLAND FILM FESTIVAL: Dan Deacon will host a screening of "Total Recall."
BRUCE WILLIS TO RELEASE COLOGNE: It smells like baldness with notes of yippee-ki-yay.