If you can't text while driving, what you really, really shouldn't do is walk your dog while driving.
But some crazy guy in the U.K. did...
According to the BBC, a man named Paul Railton, who's 23, was caught walking his dog while driving, holding the leash through the open window.
He lost his license.
The best line from the story: "In mitigation, his solicitor, Paul Donoghue, said: 'He accepts it was a silly thing to do, borne out with an element of laziness.'"
Picture of dog being walked on the side of the road, presumably NOT through the window of a car, courtesy of ewen and donabel's photostream on Flickr.