Adam Jones just hit a two-run home run to left field that landed on top of one of the Yankees' two team buses.
No comment is necessary. Just enjoy thinking about that.
Instant update: Miguel Tejada just singled to left to start an Orioles rally in the third inning, which was nice since he had been in a 1-for-26 slump. Nick Markakis followed with a hit and Matt Wieters just lined a long two-run double to left center. Orioles 4, Yankees 0.
Instant update update: Now it's 7-0 in the third. Just kind of makes you all warm and fuzzy, doesn't it?