The Smoosh Palace by the Atlantic awaits, courtesy of Seaside Realty. For just $1800 a night (weekdays) you too can live the Gym-Tan-Laundry Dream.The description for the six-bed, three-bath Seaside Heights beach house speaks for itself:
Limited Time Only The Jersey Shore house is currently available for rent. This is a once in a life time opportunity to have your Graduation, Sweet Sixteen, Bachelor or Birthday party in one of the hottest properties on the East Coast. Book Now. Availability is limited. Please, contact us for Current Rental Rates. *All rentals are subject to a minimum damage security deposit of $1000. Please, inquire with us if you need help finding local caterers, security, DJ's, etc.
And just in case you weren't, like, totally convinced this isn't the sickest, most spectacularly dopest way to blow your trust fund whilst creepin' on a coupla trash bags, here's the Virtual Tour. And the Facebook Fan Page. Antibiotics, protein shakes, and hot tub skimmer available upon requests.
So, will that be cash or check?
When he's not beatin' up the beat, M. M. McDermott is here. Email him at mmcdermott@getrenegade.com.