It Came from the Internets: Disturbing (adj.)

Imagine Merriam and Webster, gagged and duct taped in the trunk of a Trans Am that's just run full-speed into the unearthed grave of Dr. Seuss as Dick and Jane overdose on heroin in the front seat.

Welcome to My First Dictionary.

Authored by UK blogger Ross Horsley, a self-described "timid librarian by day...frenzied fan of gory slasher movies by night", MFD is one of the most delightfully sinister blogs on the net. And it does it without gore. Without violence.

Just child-like sentences and crude retro illustrations - bludgeoned by innuendo.

Here's a few of my favorites. I have a feeling they'll be yours, too. After all, you're still reading. Sicko.

When he’s not conjugating verbs, M. M. McDermott is here. Email him at mmcdermott@getrenegade.com

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It Came from the Internets: Disturbing (adj.)

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