Before you do anything else today. Before you drop those eggs in that boiling water and leave them there too long like Dan Connolly did this morning. Before you read about Roch's latest attempt to navigate the state of Florida at the School of Roch. Before you decide to roll back over and blow off work today -- and tomorrow -- please read my column on Kevin Millwood in today's print edition.
When you're done with that, it's also okay to read Jeff Zrebiec's story on Nolan Reimold, which you can get to right here.
Tired of all this self-indulgent pluggery? Here's today's Orioles starting lineup:
Cesar Izturis SS
Adam Jones CF
Nick Markakis RF
Matt Wieters C
Miguel Tejada 3B
Nolan Reimold DH
Garrett Atkins 1B
Ty Wigginton 2B
Jonathan Tucker LF
Jason Berken RHP