PETA, never an organization to shy away from controversy or defer to taste, plans to unveil a billboard featuring fallen golf hero Tiger Woods -- right in the star's neighborhood.
The billboard, which will espouse the animal right's organization's spay and neuter message, will say: Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing....for little tigers, too. Help keep your cats (and dogs) out of trouble: Always spay or neuter.
Needless to say, PETA created the billboard without the blessing of Woods.
According to the Orlando Sentinel, the only hitch is that PETA needs a billboard company who will agree to put up the sign in Wood's neighborhood -- which might not be easy.
"It's a fun, tongue-in-cheek approach. We hope these billboard companies will understand," Virginia Fort, a campaigner with PETA who is working on the project, told the paper.
Fort also, and rather hilariously, said she thought Woods would "appreciate" the billboard, saying: "We're sure Tiger will appreciate our attempt — from a story that's distracted the world and followed Tiger — to turn it into something positive for little tigers."
Mmmm. Right. I'm sure he'll love it. And his wife, too.