It's interesting that a lot of people demand music during sex.
We mean, occasional background noise — sure. But are there really people out there — besides those responsible for WB shows in the 1990s — who require a sex playlist?
Billboard thinks so. Reuters reports that the music mag recently compiled a list of the 50 most popular songs about sex, mostly based on chart performance.
Sadly, the majority of the top 10 aren't sexy at all. We guess there's a difference between being "about sex" and "sexy."
No. 1 is Olivia Newton-John’s “Physical.” Yes, it contains the line, “There’s nothing left to talk about, unless it’s horizontally,” and still for some reason we hate it. Rod Stewart’s “Tonight’s the Night” is No. 2, which has misled millions to believe sex with Rod Stewart is “gonna be alright.” No. 7, “Do That To Me One More Time” by Captain and Tennille, should be banned indefinitely.
In fact, we only had two favorites in the top 10: "Too Close" by Next (No. 4), because it reminds us of 10th grade (just the song, not that we related to the subject matter), and "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye, because it's Marvin F'ing Gaye.
An alternative? People reports "Jersey Shore" denizen Pauly D had a playlist for a Valentine's Day hookup that included three Black Eyed Peas songs, Kings of Leon's "Sex on Fire" and "Sexy Bitch" by David Guetta, which — little known fact — was written about Snooki.
Canadian video game fights the sperminator. he's evil
Oh, Canada. Escapistmagazine.com reports that a Canadian health authority, the Middlesex-London Health Unity of London, Ontario, has made an educational video game about safe sex called "Adventures in Sex City." The plot: The Sperminator is threatening the city. Only Captain Condom, Power Pap (coincidentally, our nickname in college), Willy the Kid and Wonder Vag (collectively, "the Sex Squad") can stop him from covering the world in his evil sperm. Somewhere in the world, I guess, there's a Captain Planet-esque guy with good sperm. Oh, and the Sperminator also has penis-shaped hands.
New book explores hitler's need for primitive viagra
History Channel might want to reconsider its less-Adolf Hitler, more post-apocalyptic-we're all-screwed programming. U.K. paper The Telepgraph reports that the authors of a book "Was Hitler Ill?" (apparently, there's some question about that) claimed the German dictator took 82 kinds of medication during his reign, including a primitive form of Viagra made from a testosterone extract. According to the book, in 1944 a doctor began giving Hitler injections of the testosterone and a cocktail made from the semen and prostate glands of young bulls (yum!) into his bloodstream. They called it the "Reich syringe master," which is actually better sounding than Viagra.
New Yorkers fugettabout the sex noise from neighbors
Well, it is the city that never sleeps. Myfoxny.com reports that two-thirds of all New Yorkers surveyed by brickunderground.com reported hearing a neighbor having sex. Interestingly enough, almost no one complained about the noise, with only 19 percent saying they were annoyed by it. And 16 percent reported liking the noise.