The first contestant we meet is Janet McNamara, a woman who says she's only been singing well "for like two years," and her proof that she is singing well is that she wins the AI Karaoke video game. People. I win this game, too, and I assure you, I cannot sing. So clearly we're leading with our first delusional contestant. She psychs herself up "like I would for a job interview, jumping up and down in the bathroom beforehand." They show her running into the room, telling the judges that she is prepared because of the game (Simon finds this particularly amusing), and then she jumps into "Pocketful of Sunshine" just the way she sings in the video game. Horrendously, shrilly and with lots of awkward running around. It's awful. They ask what their characters think, and Janet tells them that Simon likes her 90 percent of the time and "Paula really likes me," but she's gesturing at Kara DioGuardi. Kara says: "I'm not Paula." It's a no, and she looks shocked, but she tells them it was wicked awesome.