We've taken a vacation from watching this train wreck of a show, but we had to come back to witness the finale.
The show opens with Kate saying she "only saw the good" in doing a reality show with her kids. "This is a very bittersweet goodbye."
And here's Jon, in a trashy t-shirt, saying "I gotta stop being a kid."
Kate S.: "Couldn't he dress up for this?"
John: "Hey, that's one of his good t-shirts."
He says living in New York is great, because "it's like I'm working again."
Kate S.: "Except he's....not."
Kate up and says she doesn't envision Jon and his girlfriend Hailey having a future.
Jon is preparing a lemonade stand with the kids to raise money for the fire company. Cara and Mady are acting up, but the crowning blow is when one of them says they like doing things better with Mommy. Jon replies that their signs are "going in the trash can."
Kate S.: "Wow!"
John: "We're going to sell lemonade and like it, darn it!"
John: "You know what I'm really upset about? No more Sonic commercials."
After a few groupies come to ogle Jon, nobody's really buying lemonade. So the kids entertain themselves by watching the ladder truck in action.
John: "So what's with the 'Lies, Lies, Lies,' shirt he's wearing? Is he trying to make a statement?"
John: "They keep saying the same things again and again."
The kids are going on a walk with Kate, and all complaining loudly. But all is well when a gentleman friend appears with a truck full of hay.
More screaming children.
John: "Too much reality!"