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Well, I'll say this much about Raw guest host Ben Roethlisberger. He was only the second-most obnoxious NFL quarterback on television Monday night.

No one has more go-away heat as far as I'm concerned than Brett Favre, who led the Minnesota Vikings to a win over his former team, the Green Bay Packers, on "Monday Night Football." What is it about guys named Brett (or Bret) who can't get over themselves or let go of a grudge?

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But I digress. Back to Roethlisberger.Let me preface my comments by saying that I bleed purple – of the Baltimore Ravens variety, not the Vikings – so it's hard for me to be objective about anything that involves the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I have always thought that Roethlisberger had an annoying personality, and his appearance on Raw did nothing to change my opinion. With that being said, however, I will grudgingly admit that the Steelers quarterback did an adequate job as host, and he clearly was having fun interacting with WWE talent.

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All things considered, his appearance could have been a lot worse. Instead of just bringing his nondescript offensive linemen with him, Roethlisberger could have brought that smiling goof Hines Ward.

Other thoughts on Monday's show:

It was announced that WWE champion Randy Orton and John Cena will face each other yet again at the Bragging Rights pay-per-view on Oct. 25. Not only that, but it will be an Iron Man Match. So a match-up that people are tired of seeing is guaranteed to go an hour. The good news is that it will be final meeting between Orton and Cena – at least that's what was said. The Hell in a Cell match at Sunday's pay-per-view should have been the blow-off match. The problem, of course, is that WWE has done such a bad job of elevating talent on Raw that there are no fresh opponents over enough to face Orton or Cena. …

The stipulation for the Iron Man Match is that if Cena doesn't win the title, he has to leave Raw. It was made clear that he would not have to leave WWE and he could go to Smackdown or ECW (yeah, right), so I don't see why having to depart Raw would be a big deal to Cena. Most of the top stars have gone back and forth between Raw and Smackdown anyway. …

Speaking of which, I'm not really buying into the premise of the Bragging Rights pay-per-view, in which stars from Raw will compete against stars from Smackdown. There have been so many roster switches over the years that the notion that wrestlers have any loyalty to a particular brand is a stretch. ...

The main event, which saw DX defeat unified WWE tag team champions Chris Jericho and The Big Show in a nontitle match, was entertaining. It seems unrealistic that DX – particularly Shawn Michaels – would be able to wrestle one night after taking such a beating at Hell in a Cell, but I guess it would have been hard to have a Raw main event if DX, Orton and Cena all took the night off. …

Did I hear Michaels say that he had staples in his head? If so, I guess something must have fallen on his head backstage, because I sure didn't see him bleeding on the pay-per-view. …

I was right about The Miz winning the U.S. title from Kofi Kingston – I was just 24 hours late. They had a good match. Miz has really come a long way, and he deserves a title run. Kingston dropping the belt might actually mean that he is headed for bigger things. We'll see. …

How weird was it to hear the "Monday Night Football" theme music on Raw while "Monday Night Football" was on another channel? …

There appeared to be a significant number of Steelers fans in the crowd, but Roethlisberger did get some boos when he first came out. By the way, props to the two Ravens fans who were on camera all night in the front row wearing Ray Lewis and Willis McGahee jerseys. …

There's probably a joke to be made about Roethlisberger booking a Diva Bowl and doing crotch chops, but I'll let somebody else do it. …

I never would have believed that I could ever find Mickie James, Kelly Kelly and Maria unattractive, but then I saw them wearing Steelers jerseys. …

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James was the star of the Diva Bowl, as she nailed WWE women's champion Michelle McCool with a DDT and scored the winning pin on Alicia Fox. …

I thought it was funny that after taking a neckbreaker from Layla, Kelly Kelly sold her back instead of her neck. …

During the Diva Bowl, Jerry Lawler morphed into a more PG version of the lecherous character he played (or was it a shoot?) during the Attitude Era. He said that if he were in the ring with all of those divas, he'd be called for holding and illegal use of the hands penalties. I was waiting for him to say something about there being a ring full of tight ends. …

I'm hoping that Jack Swagger's declaration that he will not lose a match the rest of the year means that he is actually going to be getting a push. …

So after saving Chavo Guerrero saved Hornswoggle from Chris Masters last week, Hornswoggle returned the favor and then promptly began directing crotch chops at Guerrero. Could WWE make Guerrero look any more like a tool? …

Looking ahead to next week's guest hosts, who in the blue hell are Nancy O'Dell and Maria Menounos?

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