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You can have model Kathy Ireland, politician Tom DeLay, football player Michael Irvin, singer Macy Gray and the rests of the 2009 lineup for Dancing with the Stars. I have my own list of pairings I'd like to see next season, and it has a more literary bent:

-- Stephen King (The Shining) and Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)-- it would give them a chance to end the name-calling feud.

-- Michelle Malkin (The Culture of Corruption) and Barack Obama (Dreams from My Father) -- ditto

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-- Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love) and Michael Pollan (The Omnivore's Dliemma)

-- Charlaine Harris (Club Dead, Living Dead in Dallas, Dead to the World, etc.) and Rick Warren (The Purpose-Driven Life) -- a true life and death battle.

-- Karrine Steffans (The Vixen Manual) and Steve Harvey (Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man) -- Who leads?

Now that's entertaining television!

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