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Stephenie Meyer on Dancing with the Stars 2009?

You can have model Kathy Ireland, politician Tom DeLay, football player Michael Irvin, singer Macy Gray and the rests of the 2009 lineup for Dancing with the Stars. I have my own list of pairings I'd like to see next season, and it has a more literary bent:

-- Stephen King (The Shining) and Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)-- it would give them a chance to end the name-calling feud.

-- Michelle Malkin (The Culture of Corruption) and Barack Obama (Dreams from My Father) -- ditto

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-- Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love) and Michael Pollan (The Omnivore's Dliemma)

-- Charlaine Harris (Club Dead, Living Dead in Dallas, Dead to the World, etc.) and Rick Warren (The Purpose-Driven Life) -- a true life and death battle.

-- Karrine Steffans (The Vixen Manual) and Steve Harvey (Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man) -- Who leads?

Now that's entertaining television!

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