-- Stephen King (The Shining) and Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)-- it would give them a chance to end the name-calling feud.
-- Michelle Malkin (The Culture of Corruption) and Barack Obama (Dreams from My Father) -- ditto
-- Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love) and Michael Pollan (The Omnivore's Dliemma)
-- Charlaine Harris (Club Dead, Living Dead in Dallas, Dead to the World, etc.) and Rick Warren (The Purpose-Driven Life) -- a true life and death battle.
-- Karrine Steffans (The Vixen Manual) and Steve Harvey (Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man) -- Who leads?
Now that's entertaining television!