The mouse is coming to Maryland? Say it ain't so. (Quick, grab your kids before the words to "It's A Small World" become programmed into their brains.) Apparently it is so, according to this report in today's Washington Post. Disney bought a 15-acre parcel of land at the National Harbor in Prince George's County with plans to build a 500-room resort. It seems that some years ago, Disney had plans to build a history-themed park called "Disney's America" near the Manassas Battlefield in Virginia but were run off by politicians and Civil War-reenactors. Since then, the mouse hasn't made a peep in the area. But now, I guess it's M-I-C, see you real soon. K-E-Y, why? Because they like us.