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When Chuck Norris is in trouble, he calls Matt Wieters

Used to be, you had to be an aging action star to get this kind of hyperbolic tribute site. As time passed, the trend became somewhat diluted and even rookie pitchers were getting them. So it probably should surprise no one that MattWietersFacts.com is up and running. The site's slogan is, "Facts so good, they make Chuck Norris cry like a girl." And they don't disappoint.

A few of my favorites are below, but you should really check out the site to get the full flavor. And to encourage you to think up a few of your own, I've included some of my Matt Wieters facts at the bottom of this post.

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(Wieters, by the way, returned to the lineup for Triple-A Norfolk last night. He went 1-for-4 and scored a run... and found a cure for cancer between innings.)

When Chuck Norris is in trouble, he calls Matt Wieters

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OK, you get the idea. Fans are kinda excited for this kid. (In fact, there's already a site urging fans to write-in Wieters on their All-Star ballots.)

Now, to encourage you to come up with some of your own, I flexed my flabby and out-of-shape humor muscle a bit. Here's the best I got. I'm sure Matt Wieters could come up with something way funnier. Leave your best effort in the comments and be sure to also send it to MattWietersFacts@yahoo.com.

Photo: Karl Merton Ferron / Sun;

HOF plaque: MattWietersFacts.com

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