Got dozens of responses to my call for your best Orioles version of the classic Boston Braves lament "Spahn and Sain and pray for rain." The panel of judges -- me -- carefully considered every entry and here are the winners:
1. "Guthrie and Koji and pray for snowji" -- Matt from Yorktown.
2. "Guthrie and Uehara and say sayonara" -- Several posters.
3. "Guthrie and Koji and grab the NattyBohji" -- Timothy Morris
4. "Koji and Jeremy; the other three scare me." -- Al East
5. "Guthrie and Koji and... Wait a second... Isn't Koji the guy with the 7.20 ERA?" -- b
6. "Jeremy and Koji and then we imploji" -- Eddward
7. "Minus Hendrickson and Eaton, we can't be beaton" -- Anonymous
8. "Guthrie and Koji, then three guys who blowji" -- Dave
9. "Guthrie and Uehara and send more scouts to Guadalajara" -- fox
10. "Jeremy and Koji-san, then prey for Bergesen!" -- Mike