I'll tell them about the Masters. About the Tiger Slam. About the 2000 Pebble Beach National Pro-Am (making up seven strokes over the final seven holes? And winning by two? Are you kidding?) I'll tell them about the 2000 U.S. Open, of course, and the 2006 British Open and probably the 2006 PGA Championship, too. And definitely the 2008 U.S. Open.