Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak is partnered with Karina Smirnoff, who says she can bring the sexy side out of any partner. I'm not really sure I want to see that. In rehearsal, he looks hilarious in a giant T-shirt, black socks and black shoes and black shorts. They're doing the cha-cha, which begins with Steve wearing a giant boa for some unknown reason. Oh, Lord, it's so bad. I mean, he's giving it his best shot (and Karina's trying to get them some votes in an outfit that might actually offer the least coverage of any in DWTS history, and you know that's saying something). But no, Woz, I'm sorry. Len says the good news was it held his attention, and he was fascinated. "But overall, it was a disaster." Bruno says it was "like watching a Teletubby going mad." "That's almost a compliment," Woz says. Carrie Ann says he's what this is about, going on a limb and doing something new. "You make us want to cheer for you," she says. He says he had so much fun they're testing him for drugs tomorrow, and then he has to explain that it was a joke. Well, Ty, you might be safe thanks to Woz is all I'm saying. Scores: 5-4-4, for a 13/30.