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If you're wondering where I am...

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...and missing your inning-by-inning updates this weekend, check out this story from the Associated Press in Las Vegas. The NASCAR Cafe at the Sahara Hotel and Casino is offering a six-pound burrito for $19.95 that is free if you can finish it. As an added bonus, diners who polish off the whole thing also get an unlimited roller coaster pass, which creates janitorial possibilities you don't even want to think about.

Okay, I'm not really going to Vegas, but I'll be popping in here a little less frequently today and tomorrow because I'm celebrating my 25th anniversary this weekend with my wonderful wife, who -- coincidentally -- has been married to me for 25 years.

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I think you'll agree that anyone who could stay married to me for a quarter century deserves a weekend doing anything she wants regardless of the cost, unless what she wants is a new husband with a better wardrobe.

Maybe, if you're real nice, Jeff Zrebiec will pop in with a news item or two to keep things interesting. I'll be sending in a few things, but I need a couple days off after racing Roch Kubatko back and forth from the Orioles clubhouse all day for two weeks. He's a lot younger than I am, though when he produced his birth certificate many of us were surprised to discover that he was born in Santo Domingo.


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