Rebecca Garcia walks in, and Paula recognizes her from her appearance on that morning's local news. She says she's going to sing Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats," and she gets through, "Right now, he's probably ..." and I have to pause it to steel myself for the rest because she is not good. Like flaily, squinty, squeaky not good. She also has a cheat sheet on her arm that she has to consult, which leads Kara to note that her bio says she was "voted most humorous" and that this was funny. Rebecca looks at her blankly. Whoops, guess this wasn't a put-on! Kara tells Paula to hit her because she was mean. Simon tells her to not try to make it as a singer, and she leaves. Her mom tells her she is still good.