"Listen, this fight thing has been OK, but here's how we take it to the next level. During your fight with Rashad Evans, I'm going to have one of the ring girls distract the official. It should be easy because he is so unprofessional that the mere sight of a female in skimpy clothing will command 100 percent of his attention. At that point, I'm going to enter the octagon and hit Evans in the face with a steel chair. Then, after the fight, I'm going to come in and raise your hand while people shower us with pop bottles and other garbage."