I wish, after his second term ends, we could name Bush the President of All Sports, and it could be his job to travel the world and goof around with various athletes of all nations. It could be like Jock Diplomacy. He could play cricket in Pakistan and snooker in England, and no one could possibly be upset. Bush, the politician, I'd probably give mixed reviews. But Bush the Wacky Sports Fan? I can't get enough of that guy. I want to see him courtside at the basketball games this week, doing flying chest bumps with Kobe Bryant after long 3-pointers. I want him doing the wave at water polo, and nudging the guy sitting next to him as cracking jokes like, "Where are all the horses, dude? I thought this was polo!" and "You know who would be hard to waterboard? That Michael Phelps! He's like a fish, ain't he?"