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Poll: Desperate single people LOVE Phelps

To Kevin, et al

Subject: For the second day in a row, I'm forced to apologize for a headline

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You might want to check out this link. Match.com, as you may or may not know, is a popular dating site. Not that I know anything about it. (For the record, I am NOT the same rmaese3641b who enjoys Scrubs, Wes Anderson movies, seaweed salad, the Sunday Times crossword puzzle and California Pinot Noir.) Anyhow, where was I? ...

Oh, Michael Phelps, Baltimore's miracle merman... Match.com users decided pretty overwhelmingly that Phelps should captain their dream team. In fact, 81 percent are on board. And I have no idea what that even means. From the release:

So he gets a free membership? Wow, that's generous. I'm sure Phelps is going to have a tough time getting dates. I'm sure girls back home are totally turned off by eight gold medals and all those endorsement deals. Yeah, that makes for a bad profile.

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