True or false: Peter Schmuck will spend less time at sporting events and more time sequestered in his basement knocking out humorous and informative blog commentary.
False. I will actually spend more time at sporting events and team headquarters providing up-to-the-minute coverage of local and national sports.
True or false: Peter Schmuck once had his request for a vanity license plate bearing his surname rejected by the California Department of Motor Vehicles for being "obscene and offensive to public decency."
True. Yes, that really happened.
True or false: Peter Schmuck was a nationally ranked table tennis player as a teen.