In the freestyle round, it was a whole lot of sparkles and booty shaking to Michael Jackson's "Shake Your Body (To the Ground)." To my untrained eye, it was a hot mess that reminded me of Striptease (yes, I'm thinking Demi Moore, not Ving Rhames). Speaking of a striptease, things got fake-steamy at the end when Ali ripped Chmerkovskiy's shirt off. Carrie Ann Inaba, my favorite judge (well, the one I could understand), summed it up perfectly, saying it lacked sophistication. The other whack jobs hated it, too, and the couple earned a disappointing 26 of 30 points.