Good news: Umpires just ruled that right fielder Ron Swoboda trapped Brook Robinson's fly ball in the '69 World Series. The Orioles actually won Game 4.Other decisions I'd like to see reversed:&quot;Hey, I think we can get Glenn Davis if we convince Houston to take Curt Schilling off our hands!&quot;&quot;Forget Davey Johnson. If we don't hire Phil Regan today, somebody else is gonna get him!&quot;&quot;Forget Davey Johnson. Tell him to take his Manager of the Year award and don't let the door hit him on the way out!&quot;&quot;You mean we can get Sidney Ponson back for only $22.5 million? It's like stealing!&quot;&quot;I'm building the perfect baseball player using spare body parts. Somebody pass me Harold Baines' knees!&quot;&quot;Welcome to OZ, Matt Riley. Yes, I'll grant you a wish, but unfortunately, I'm all out of brains. Would you settle for courage?&quot;&quot;Nobody is offering David Segui more than two years? Make it four!&quot;&quot;I honestly think we can get 162 games out of Marty Cordova! No, I don't mean over the length of his contract!&quot;&quot;Forget your fastball, Armando. Marquis Grissom can't hit your slider!&quot;&quot;Forget your fastball, Armando. Tony Fernandez can't hit your slider!&quot;New Coke (I know it has nothing to do with the Orioles, but bad idea)Rocky V (See above)&quot;I absolutely refuse to trade B.J. Surhoff to the Braves unless they include Trinidad Hubbard! And I'm not bending on this!&quot;&quot;When my daughter grows up, I hope she marries a man just like Albert Belle!&quot;&quot;I know things have taken a nasty turn with my daughter and Albert, but he's certainly entitled to crawl under her car if he wants! Hang up the phone!&quot;&quot;You want to do a little damage control and save your reputation, Raffy? Just blame the B-12!&quot;&quot;If I'm you, Melvin, I'm bunting here!&quot;&quot;Eddie Murray can wear a Dodgers cap to Cooperstown for all I care. This team isn't going anywhere without Juan Bell!&quot;&quot;You mean we can get Brook Fordyce AND Jason Lakman? Do it!&quot;&quot;I don't care if he's only a few minutes late and he called ahead. The team charter waits for no one – even Cal Ripken!&quot;&quot;And with their first pick in the 2001 draft, the Orioles select pitcher Chris Smith.&quot;&quot;Choosing again in the first round of the 1999 draft, the Orioles select…&quot;&quot;Why are we still wearing Baltimore on our road jerseys? We're not the Baltimore Baltimores! Get rid of it!&quot;&quot;I know I've had a little too much to drink, wise-guy! That's why I gave my keys to Doug Johns!&quot;&quot;I'm well aware that you demand peace and quiet on the road. That's why you're rooming with Kevin Millar!&quot;&quot;You need an emergency starter for today's game? I've got two words for you: Richie Lewis!&quot;&quot;Pitch every right-handed hitter inside. Make them pull the ball. Remember, we've got Jeff Stone in left field!&quot;&quot;A home run would kill us right now. Get Bruce Chen up!&quot;OK, I'm spent. Feel free to jump in.