Chris Sligh is the funny dude who told them in his first audition that he wanted to win to make David Hasselhoff cry. Oh yeah, and he can sing. He is 28 from Greenville, S.C., and auditioned in Birmingham. He says his strengths are strategy and song choice, and that he likes everyone, but in reality only one of them is going to be left at the end singing "Do I Make You Proud." Heh. He sings a song called "Typical." Randy says he was rushing a little bit, but it was all good because his voice was on point. Paula says he had a great time and everyone else did. Simon agrees his humor has gotten him this far. He says he is a fantastic personality, but he felt like he was at some "student gig," that he really is struggling tonight to figure things out, that he doesn't think it was an incredible vocal performance. Chris takes a dig at Simon, saying Simon doesn't like him just because he doesn't sing like Il Divo or the Teletubbies, and things get weird for a minute.