Darwin Reedy, aka Misha, from Houston, claims she has a sexy look. No comment again. She tells the judges she has written a novella about a singing competition. She says she's going to sing "Dontcha" by the Pussycat Dolls, but they have her bring in her mother, and it's just a nightmare of awkward. That's even before the singing starts, but when it does, it gets worse. WAY worse. When she gets to the chorus ("Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?") I have to pause because it's just horrifying. This girl clearly has no self-awareness of what is actually happening in this situation, and I can not take it. My husband breaks the silence by deadpanning the line in the most emotionless, tone-deaf way imaginable. OK, for that, this might be manageable. Simon says it's appalling. They say they understand, that she's nervous, and that they still love Idol.