Contestant No. 1 is Martik Manoukian, aka Eccentric? He compares himself to a panther, which isn't really that endearing in a grown-up. He says he is "the most exciting entertainer on planet Earth." OK, then. Bring it on, dude. He does a totally choreographed entrance, removes his shirt, and crawls like a panther up to the judges. Then he dances and wanders around the room. He says he is going to sing "The Sweetest Princess by Eccentric." It is ... it is bad. "What the hell was that?" Simon asks. OMG, he has "panther scratches" on his chest. "Noooooo waaaay," intones Randy. It's a no.