Seriously, I may have to alert the authorities if Larry Blucher doesn't surface real soon.
I suggest another drinking game: Instead of a margarita for every one of Daniel Cabrera's walks, how about downing one each time Leo Mazzone stops rocking back and forth in the dugout. That ought to limit your consumption.
I love John Palmer's idea of suggested song titles for Cabrera:
I Walk the Line (Johnny Cash)
Walking the Floor Over You (Ernest Tubb)
Walk Like an Egyptian (The Bangles)
Walk This Way (Aerosmith)
Walking in Memphis (Marc Cohn)
Just a Closer Walk with Thee (traditional hymn)
Anyone remember who did Walking on Sunshine? Was it Katrina and the Waves?
Here's a fun fact, courtesy of Kevin Behan of the Orioles' public relations department: The only Orioles pitcher to walk 10 or more batters and strike out 10 or more in the same game was Steve Barber, who walked and struck out 11 on Aug. 13, 1961. But that was over 11 innings.