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'Rolling Papers' Week, Day 4: How to make very unnatural Wiz Khalifa songs

Amber Rose, Wiz's girlfriend. If "Top Floor" is for her, he should apologize for its lameness.

It's Rolling Papers Week at Louder Now. Wiz Khalifa, hip-hop's young pothead-in-charge, dropped his highly anticipated major-label debut Tuesday. Every day this week, I'm going to analyze the tracks: what works, what doesn't and what it means for a rap star clearly interested in crossing over to mainstream success.

9. ā€œNo Sleepā€ (Produced by Benny Blanco and Noel ā€œDetailā€ Fischer)
Who’s to blame for this monstrosity? Is it Benny Blanco, the 23-year-old Dr. Luke understudy who co-penned Katy Perry’s ā€œCalifornia Gurlsā€ and Ke$ha’s ā€œTik Tokā€? Sugary pop isn’t enough for Blanco — he prefers his songs to sound like Fun Dip to the nostrils. ā€œNo Sleepā€ and ā€œFly Soloā€ (more on the latter tomorrow) stick out like a DEA agent at a Wiz show, and they’re the most blatant attempts at reaching for pop success. As if Blanco wasn’t enough of an enabler, Konvict Muzik’s Noel ā€œDetailā€ Fischer (Ray J’s ā€œSexy Can Iā€) puts his cornball fingerprints all over ā€œNo Sleep.ā€ (Short aside: Lil Wayne has been working with Detail on Tha Carter IV, and if there’s anything that even resembles ā€œNo Sleepā€ on that, I will turn Louder Now into a Miranda Lambert blog. I’m that scared.) Ultimately, Wiz has to take blame for this mishap. ā€œNo Sleepā€ — with its Old Navy-does-summertime-cook-out beat and lyrics like, ā€œIt’s going down tonight / concreteā€ — sounds wooden. Wiz knows how to do uptempo, raging bangers (dude sampled a ā€œCamp Rockā€ song on Kush and Orange Juice, and it totally works), but this feels stale, and that’s being generous. Add some chunky distorted guitars to the chorus and it’s a blink-182 ā€œMan Overboardā€-era track. Ineffective, sad.



10. ā€œGet Your S---ā€ (Produced by E. Dan)
Rolling Papers’ 10th track begins a trilogy of relationship songs, a peculiar decision given Wiz usually isn’t that rapper. Although Wiz claims he has 100% creative control — and I believe it — I’d love to know who was in the studio to construct the album’s final tracklisting. It’s not a huge stretch to believe an Atlantic suit swayed Wiz to put these soft, unrewarding tracks all over the record. But enough conjecture, let’s focus on ā€œGet Your S---,ā€ a bitter (a surprisingly reoccurring theme all over Rolling Papers), angry song to an ex. On tour, Wiz ā€œf---- one or two bitches but doesn’t consider it cheatingā€ because he thinks his relationship is almost over anyway. He shames her like wealthy rappers do, introducing her to a life of luxury she would have never known without him. But to display his sensitive side, he ends the second verse by reassuring the girl he still loves her, and that he’s ā€œjust gotta do [his] own thing.ā€ Once again, this is well-worn territory in rap, and Wiz fails to add his own insight or flair. He raps in a very simple way, in both enunciation and word choice, which works for songs about weed and clothes, but not relationship tracks. From the bridge: ā€œEverything was all good then went all bad,ā€ a fitting line to describe the first and second halves of Rolling Papers.

11. ā€œTop Floorā€ (Produced by Andrew ā€œPopā€ Wansel and Warren ā€œOakā€ Felder)
Wiz is on to the next one, and he chronicles his next conquest in ā€œTop Floor,ā€ a Pop and Oak track built around a sort-of obnoxious, indistinguishable vocal sample. There’s not much to ā€œinvestigateā€ on this snoozer: Wiz ā€œlet[s her] go tear down the mall like it’s [her] card.ā€ He’ll roll some weed up while she tans on the beach. (That last description is about as detailed as Wiz gets on these gooey relationship tracks.) The only thing notable about ā€œTop Floorā€ (other than it’s another unnatural track Wiz gets through but doesn’t own) is it features the ugliest line on the album: ā€œMake you feel like a little girl again but f--- you like a grown up.ā€ It’s ā€œTo Catch a Predatorā€ Wiz! A glaringly terrible look, kind of like this trilogy.

On Friday: ā€œFly Solo,ā€ ā€œRooftops (feat. Curren$y)ā€ and ā€œCamerasā€

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