Olympian Michael Phelps has been dating a Canadian woman -- and swapping Weinergate-quality photos with her -- for more than two years, the gossip site RadarOnline reports.
The site identifies Phelps' girlfriend as Montreal native Ashley Finestone, who displayed more wisdom than you might expect of a Phelps gal pal by declining to comment to a RadarOnline reporter.
"Only him and I know what's really going on," she said.
Can't wait until schoolmarm Debbie Phelps meets this gal. Maybe the Rosetta Stone pitchman should hook her up with some language-learning software first.
A word of caution: This scoop comes from the same outfit that in December brought the world late-breaking news about the menstrual cycle of another reputed Phelps girlfriend. Headline on that story: "Is Michael Phelps Going To Be A Dad? His Girlfriend Britnny Gastineau Is Late."