With the letters FBI behind your name, everything else is gravy.
Pros: Your theme song can now be "Secret Agent Man," you can be whoever you want to be to get a job done, the real chance of being able to do something Corey Hart only sang of ... that's right, wearing your sunglasses at night.
Cons: Countless opportunities to be shot to death, identity crises that can confuse you and your creditors (wait, that might be a pro).
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