Darryl Van Horne, "The Witches of Eastwick" Bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gonna do?: Sleep with three bored New Englanders in your posh mansion in the hopes of having children before he dies. And get into the women's (Cher, Susan Sarandon, and Michelle Pfeiffer) heads so you can raise some Hell in town while you wait for nature to take its course. Scare Factor: A three. Nicholson as Van Horne is more horny than a big horned demon with horns. He had more scare skills in "The Shining."