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The curious case of Joey Lawrence's hairline

The 11-year-old girl inside us all had a minor hissy fit this week during the premiere of ABC Family's "Melissa and Joey." Not because we're so thrilled to see our '90s idols back on the tube, but because Joey Lawrence still hasn't wiped all of the black paint off of his head from last Halloween when he went out as Sesame Street's Count. Seriously. How can a head be both shaved clean and have such a dark hairline? And at what point between "Blossom" and 2010 did said hairline morph into a dramatic triangular point? If Melissa Joan Hart reveals any evil, mutant features in Episode 2, we're going to have to jump ship. --Mikey O'Connell, Zap2it Related: 'Melissa & Joey' review: 'Who's the Boss?' without the Mona ABC Family
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