You (probably don't) know her from: "Cutthroat Island" Pirate type: Box-office bomb Talk like this pirate if: You like obscurity. Key quotes: "I brim with charity. I am charity's very soul. And because I am so charitable, I will maroon you on a rock the size of this table, instead of splattering your brains across my bulkhead... as you deserve." "By the way, that won't work. See, I took your balls." "Hey, where are you going! We spent a lot of money on this movie, the least you could do is watch it!" "Fire my agent!"