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'True Blood'

"Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. He rose from the dead too and he told people, 'Hey y'all, drink my blood. It will give you special powers.'" -- Jason Stackhouse (Ryan Kwanten) Related: TV Quotes of the Week: 'Burn Notice,' 'Big Brother' and more TV Quotes of the Week: 'True Blood,' 'In... HBO